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12/31/12
9:03 PM
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I just drove to Ottawa from Oromocto New Brunswick. Dude. I left at 8:20 am this morning (or 7:20 where I was headed) and just got here, 12 hours and 20 minutes later! WHOOOO. Read more

12/18/12
11:27 PM
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Jalops we are forecast here for more freezing rain. This will be the 4th day in a week of the crap. Why does anybody live here?

12/18/12
11:18 PM
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Jalops.......to move back to Vancouver after 7 years of living out east or not? First world problems.....damn I'd miss here...I've kinda gotten over missing BC.

12/16/12
10:18 PM
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Awww ya! Boys and skaycog my parents sent me my christmas gift...it was a tom tom. GPS is sweet!!! Tested it out today it told me what lane I had to be in to exit and everything. Epic!

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12/13/12
11:15 PM
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Guys... one week until I commence my road trip from Kanata, Canada to Fredericton Canada. This will be my route!! http://goo.gl/maps/1Gc3I Read more

11/18/12
9:05 PM
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damn, someone rolled their car near my house, it was on da roof, at a t intersection. It looked like they didnt know it was a T ad just went over the curb over the fence, and into a tree.

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10/28/12
5:46 PM
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I just changed all four of my tires with a mechanical jack, and the tire iron. It was wheely tiring changing the fronts, but the rear wheels were especially exhausting. Read more

10/24/12
8:08 PM
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Of all cars to drive without insurance, why would you risk a Lamborghini Aventador??

10/17/12
10:39 PM
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Ah shit. Someone was killed in a fatal accident two properties over from my parents. Here comes the media gong show I am guessing. Good thing there is no street parking and the spot is on a blind corner at the bottom of the hill, that outta hold them media bastards back.

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10/16/12
11:25 PM
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TODAY I DROVED MY CAR FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER SUFFERING MY DISLOCATED KNEE. I FEEL THE NEED TO SHOUT THIS TO JALOPS!! SAY IT WITH ME: THREE PEDALS GOOD, KNEE DISLOCATION BAD!!

10/16/12
11:12 PM
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Today I saw a car with the plates "GLEEKMOM" on a Sienna minivan. Boy, am I ever glad I aint that kid.

10/7/12
8:48 PM
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Dear Jalopnik!! Today I took the bus from downtown to my house!! It was my first visit home since my football accident. (for those unfamiliar it was a dislocated knee) Read more

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9/26/12
11:49 PM
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I present to Jalopnik....snow. I am also tired of 5-0 running up and down the block. This year on Dec 28th, I got pulled over and got a ticket. My 7th last year. After that I resolved not to get anymore tickets. Jan 2nd, I got pulled over going 50 km/h in a 40 km/h. Another ticket. Awesome. Although this year

9/26/12
11:32 PM
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Today I was driving down the freeway round here, known as the 417. As I drove in the 3rd over lane, I approached a 2003 (ish) Toyota Corolla. The car was dragging, I mean literally dragging, its muffler down the freeway. Oblivious the driver kept going. I, meanwhile, have a car that is LAF (loud as fuck) and Read more

9/25/12
12:54 AM
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That was the worst reffing I have ever seen. The subsitute refs are clearly dumber than a bag of rocks. My roommates cat could have a done a way better job. Fuck this noise. Back to NHL. Oh wait.....fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!

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