Today it is some 40.5 degrees celcius warmer than it was here at this time last week. Holy crap.
It is currently -13 F (-25C) Holy fuck its cold. I want summer, lets all move to Chile!
Apparently there was a ridiculous accident on ON 417 today near the western end of the highway. They had to shut down all eastbound lanes and 2 westbound ones because some truck carrying radioactive materials somehow hit a sign post. More to come...
Oh Oppo!! I am in serious shit. I am torn between being broke and damaging a good friendship. Fuck my life!!
I just drove to Ottawa from Oromocto New Brunswick. Dude. I left at 8:20 am this morning (or 7:20 where I was headed) and just got here, 12 hours and 20 minutes later! WHOOOO.
damn, someone rolled their car near my house, it was on da roof, at a t intersection. It looked like they didnt know it was a T ad just went over the curb over the fence, and into a tree.
TODAY I DROVED MY CAR FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER SUFFERING MY DISLOCATED KNEE. I FEEL THE NEED TO SHOUT THIS TO JALOPS!! SAY IT WITH ME: THREE PEDALS GOOD, KNEE DISLOCATION BAD!!
Dear Jalopnik!! Today I took the bus from downtown to my house!! It was my first visit home since my football accident. (for those unfamiliar it was a dislocated knee)
I present to Jalopnik....snow. I am also tired of 5-0 running up and down the block. This year on Dec 28th, I got pulled over and got a ticket. My 7th last year. After that I resolved not to get anymore tickets. Jan 2nd, I got pulled over going 50 km/h in a 40 km/h. Another ticket. Awesome. Although this year…
Straight 6 tuesday??? More like "Come home to a dinner of left over roast beef prepared by my roommate" tuesday.
Canadian Football League in reply.
#Bassolopnik. People call me a red neck too, but I think red neck is code for "having common sense"
RAWR...the speed limits on the 417 highway in Ontario are not high enough. I did 11 mph over the limit today and passed exactly 1 car. However 19 cars passed me. Why do we have a 62 mph limit again? Oh right, revenue.
any of you guys watch God Bless America? People I know think Ima a monster for wanting to watch it.